“Well, at least they don’t have a lot of old people down there. Or at least, thanks to their governor, they won’t in about three weeks.” — STEPHEN COLBERT“As one G.O.P. representative put it, ‘Everybody just assumes no one is going.’ Yeah, even the R.S.V.P.s say, ‘Check one: “Not attending,” “What? No!,” or “I’m ready, Jesus.”’” — STEPHEN COLBERT“I don’t blame any of these people for not going. It will be worth watching just to see Trump lap up glasses of water like a thirsty golden retriever.

Source: New York Times July 15, 2020 07:07 UTC