Republican Congressmen Worried Trans Member Might Make Coke Orgies Awkward - News Summed Up

Republican Congressmen Worried Trans Member Might Make Coke Orgies Awkward


WASHINTON, D.C. — Multiple Republican senators and representatives expressed worry that adding trans members to Congress would make their monthly coke orgies more awkward. The prospect of having to invite newly elected trans members of the legislature to the time-honored coke orgy gatherings reportedly raised serious concerns from various long-time politicians. "We feel the presence of a biological man pretending to be a woman might make our cocaine-fueled sex parties a little uncomfortable," Senator Mitch McConnell told reporters. "This beloved tradition is a mainstay of the Republican Party and we don't want our hallowed customs ruined by any supposed 'women.' "These parties are mostly wholesome with a little coke and orgies on the side.


Source: Daily Nation November 20, 2024 06:37 UTC



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