Leslie Ray “Popeye” Charping lived “29 years longer than expected and much longer than he deserved,” begins the obituary, which states that Charping’s children were “relieved” at his death. Leslie’s remains will be cremated and kept in the barn until “Ray”, the family donkey’s wood shavings run out. Leslie’s passing proves that evil does in fact die and hopefully marks a time of healing and safety for all. The author, who says that Charping was her father, sent a statement about theobituary to ABC 13. “For those being cruel, please remember that you now resemble my father and I would be more than happy to pen your obituary as well.”

Source: Huffington Post February 11, 2017 23:37 UTC