REFUND?”—Ray Stoller (Paul Dooley) in “Breaking Away.”Confession: I paid to watch the golf. Actually, that’s a lie: My mother paid to watch the golf, without knowing, because while she was kindly taking care of my wayward children, I slouched off to her den, found her TV remote, and sneakily figured out how to spend $19.99 of her hard-earned school teacher’s cash to flop my ingrate, turkey-bloated behind on the couch and watch Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson play golf.

Source: Wall Street Journal November 25, 2018 20:56 UTC