Once upon a time a boy called Raptor Kid lived in New York. One day, Raptor Kid ran into the evil T-Rex Man. Raptor Kid was able to run away so fast because he practised for gymnastics. As Raptor Kid ran, T-Rex Man swung his tail around to try to knock Raptor Kid off his feet. When the competition was over, Raptor Kid and T-Rex Man met outside the venue and showed each other their gold medals.

Source: The Irish Times May 14, 2018 22:52 UTC