But this is a man who’s put so many ­interviews on ice, he should be named No-Show-Bo-Jo. The latest to be frozen out was a reporter from Good Morning Britain who asked him to fulfil a long-standing pledge to go on the show. He’s remaking Benny Hill’s Ernie: The Fastest Milkman in the West, as Squirmy: The Daftest Milkman in a Mess. He was trying to show he’s a man of the people – by staying there till he’s Frozen 2. He was showing us that whenever there’s a bad smell in any fridge, the answer to what’s rotten is always, always Boris Johnson.

Source: Daily Mirror December 11, 2019 22:30 UTC