Dear Uncle Norm . Photo: ReutersLuminaries flock to Uncle Norm because of his wise counsel. When pressed, Uncle Norm asks "Wit's End" to publish the overflow so that the nobs aren't left short of common-sense advice during difficult times. I've also read that your Jacinda Ardern may pinch my Nobel Peace Prize. I should get prize for the excellent Peace or Suffer the Consequences policy my great nation runs long term.

Source: Otago Daily Times October 06, 2019 15:33 UTC