In 2020, Paris Hilton wants to reinvent as a master chef. No joke, I once saw a one-legged man hop through insane traffic in Rome and he looked far more at ease dodging speeding cars than Paris looks in the kitchen. I guarantee you, if her new show makes it to the spring, there will be breaking bulletins on TMZ with headlines such as, “PARIS HILTON RUSHED TO HOSPITAL AFTER ACCIDENTALLY CUTTING OFF A FINGER” or “PARIS HILTON SUFFERS FIRST-DEGREE BURNS WHILE MAKING SOUFFLÉ.”Paris Hilton is to cooking as Beyoncé is to darning. Sign Up NowIf you attempted to make this “Sliving Lasagna,” following her lead exactly, you’d end up in the hospital with food poisoning. If Paris Hilton really believes she is an “amazing” cook, she is delusional.

Source: thestar January 17, 2020 23:37 UTC