In the end, I felt it would have been helpful if the broadcast had been followed by a contact number for The Samaritans. I was struck in particular by the passion and sincerity of the speaker – one Johnson, B. “David Attenborough’s got hair, Michael Palin’s got hair, I’ve got hair, David Dimbleby’s got hair. Friends of mine like an Indian restaurant that I can’t abide because the waiters all stand nearby staring at you. At times like that, you always drop your fork, slaver gravy down your beard, or sneeze your dentures onto the table.

Source: The Herald May 16, 2020 03:56 UTC