Only Boris Johnson could announce we were all free while he wasn’t even allowed out himself. Freedom is marvellous because we can now go into a shop without a mask. We should all have to sit still with a straight face, and the first five million to giggle have to self-isolate. The announcer says: “This week’s Pingball is 37”, then anyone with 37 has to sit in a wheelbarrow until Tuesday. At least the NHS Covid app that has made everything worse has cost £37billion.

Source: Daily Mirror July 24, 2021 17:57 UTC