ISLAMABAD – Keeping up its word of providing one billion jobs to the people of Pakistan, the incumbent government provided its latest manifestation of integrity by formally kick-starting its One Billion Jobs drive at the Finance Ministry on Thursday. With the inauguration, the first of one billion employment opportunities has been created at the Finance Ministry, with 999,999,999 more jobs expected to follow in the next couple of weeks. The first vacancy listed by the government is that of the Federal Finance Minister. Financial experts believe that the move is a masterstroke that would help the government on two different fronts. “It will kick-start the jobs drive and also improve the state of the economy,” wrote former Finance Minister Shaukat Tareen in an email reply to The Dependent, while mistakenly attaching his CV to the message.

Source: Pakistan Today April 18, 2019 11:26 UTC