A loyal friend who caters to all his/her whims. Many of us have the (dis)pleasure of seeing Cerebus, the hound of Hades, everytime we run into ‘man’s best friend’. As the pitch, frequency and volume of the barking rises, the amount of moisture in our mouths exponentially decreases. They need special food, special doctors… and they hate me. We try to be courageous in the face of this canine onslaught, but the truth, however unpalatable, is that we hate dogs!

Source: The Hindu January 20, 2018 18:45 UTC