As a matter of urgency, the federal government must go ahead to establish its own equivalent of Federal Ministry of Happiness. As for all the Local Councils in the country, they must without delay set up a full -fledged Happiness Department. We are happy people who are known for our intoxicating aura of happiness, and happy we must remain. Therefore, it is suggested that any of Ali Baba, Falz the Bad Guy, Omo Baba, AY, Funke Akindele or such other distinguished comedians in the country should be considered as potential nominees for the coveted office of Federal Minister of Happiness, Federal Republic of Nigeria. In the alternative, government through the proposed Ministry of Happiness could opt to offset costs of wedding anniversary for all impoverished compatriots.

Source: The Guardian December 15, 2017 08:26 UTC