NEWCASTLE/RIYADH – Following the impending takeover of Saudi Arabia’s Public Investment Fund, chaired by Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, Newcastle United are all set to bring about a whole host of changes at the club, The Dependent has reliably learnt. Documents underlining the team management strategies at the club, available exclusively with The Dependent, show that in addition to other disciplinary actions, Newcastle United are set to impose capital punishment as relegation deterrent. However, with the investment that we’re bringing we hope to challenge for the Champions League spots and the league title. Soon, we should be able to impose death penalty for going trophy-less and then for failing to win both the league and Champions League,” reads one document. Another document underlining long-term strategies stresses on proxy football to help Newcastle become a powerhouse in the sport.

Source: Pakistan Today April 25, 2020 08:05 UTC