Young Katy Price (make your own jokes) remains beautifully unblemished as she cowers within her perfect home. When will something Christian happen to cure her condition or to help her face death with a relaxed heart? It’s Patrick Schwarzenegger – son of Arnold, great nephew of John F Kennedy – as the lovely, caring, dull Charlie. What to say about Patrick Schwarzenegger that won’t get us shot? Forced to act beside this handsome stick of furniture, Bela Thorne, who sings bland songs and delivers blander dialogue as Katy Price (honestly, I haven’t the energy), comes across as the reincarnation of both Barbara Stanwyck and Judy Garland.

Source: The Irish Times March 29, 2018 04:52 UTC