Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas is You” earned three Guinness World Records this week and, incredibly, not one is for Most Streamed Holiday Song In The Flaming Bowels of Hell. All I know is Mariah is now on a “All I Want For Christmas Is You” holiday concert tour — tour! Three Guinness World Records for this dreck? This is not a Christmas “song” — it’s first-degree murder of all that is good. All I want for Christmas is for Mariah Carey to stop ruining Christmas.

Source: thestar November 27, 2019 18:22 UTC