Man Now Onto Plan D as Coke Machine With Customizable Flavors out of Damn Near EverythingAMC THEATERS – Matt Simons, 31, was reportedly seen executing Plan D of his original approach to a Coca-Cola Freestyle machine after his previous three ideas for a customized flavor were cut short due to the machine being out of just about everything. “I promised myself I would never give up, no matter how hard things get,” Simons said as he scrolled through grayed out button after grayed out button of missing flavors. Hank Givens, 54, mall janitor, said it wasn’t the first toe-to-toe combat with the machine he’d witnessed. That machine offers every flavor besides the forgiving mercy of our savior Jesus Christ.”As of press time, Simons had reportedly settled on the not-so-exotic “Vanilla Coke” option after even Plan D failed. Reports on the ground indicated the drink tasted watered down and like the machine needed to be cleaned.

Source: The Star January 14, 2024 15:10 UTC