Readers may recall that, earlier this year, Lost in Showbiz reported it had come to a new accommodation with the celebrity press. Six months on, things are even worse and, LiS regrets to inform you, the celebrity press is no longer doing the trick. Or one of those fucking country singers?” In consolation to Scaramucci, LiS can only say: well, that’s rock stars for you – unpredictable creatures of whim and caprice. But LiS has a message for Trump, and that message is: don’t despair! LiS reckons you can get them if the price is right: after all, minky tightening doesn’t pay for itself.

Source: The Guardian November 24, 2016 18:11 UTC