Welcome to Albert Square, Lisa Faulkner. Albert Square is a swirling vortex of unstoppable misery, and you are now a part of that. This happens to a surprisingly huge number of blond women. There is an enormous chance that you will end up murdering somebody; after all, Ronnie Mitchell killed someone and Roxy Mitchell killed someone and Chrissie Watts killed someone and Janine Butcher killed a tonne of people. Failing that, by my estimation, 15 blond women have died on EastEnders so far, so don’t be surprised if you’re next.

Source: The Guardian April 27, 2017 10:41 UTC