He wrote, ‘Goya Foods is doing great. The radical left smear machine backfired. People are buying like crazy.’ Americans are like, ‘We’re buying canned food like crazy ‘cause we’re living in the apocalypse.’” — JIMMY FALLON“Yes, earlier today, the president released a photo of himself promoting a line of Goya products from the Oval Office. I mean, I’m glad the president is using his desk for probably the first time in months, but come on guys — you gotta admit, this is pretty embarrassing. The dude doesn’t look like a president; he looks like a local athlete who retired 15 years ago and is desperate for money.” — TREVOR NOAH

Source: New York Times July 16, 2020 07:30 UTC