(Jorge Cha / For The Times)The first time I tried to break it off with Anna, I couldn’t work up the nerve. What bothered me was that, if the only thing we could do was make out, her breath needed to smell nice. She was wrapping up print production of her newspaper, and I told her I’d call her later that night. Looking back on everything almost a decade later, Anna was exactly the kind of woman I would have liked to have ended up with. “Let’s go ahead and get rid of that dragon’s breath so you don’t scare off the girls.”Guess it wasn’t Anna’s breath after all.

Source: Los Angeles Times September 17, 2022 00:35 UTC