I made out with the COVID testing guy. I know you aren’t supposed to make out with strangers right now, but it seemed safe because he was the testing guy, and the testing guy wouldn’t have COVID because then he couldn’t be the testing guy! AdvertisementThe COVID testing guy is cute and smells so good. I wanted real romance. AdvertisementThe COVID testing guy wasn’t that guy.

Source: Los Angeles Times April 16, 2021 11:48 UTC