The Tomorrow’s Kitchen pineapple slicer (£6.99, lakeland.co.uk) is a corkscrew boring-blade topped with segmenting disc. Spiralises pineapple rings in the shell, before plunging the disc partitions them into octants. This pineapple slicer is made by Tomorrow’s Kitchen, which will apparently look a lot like 1975’s kitchen. Photograph: Sarah Lee for the GuardianTussling with a pineapple is an emasculating experience, especially if you don’t win. The other side of the box says only: “SHELL REMAINS INTACT TO SERVE TROPICAL STYLE.” I start to imagine the world where Tomorrow’s Kitchen is in charge of everything, including holidays.

Source: The Guardian November 09, 2016 10:52 UTC