A fortuneteller told me I looked down on him because he was half-man and half-horse. After she gives birth she has to hunt for her whole family — the male lion who by now is cavorting with other lionesses in heat — and her cubs. I was the shadow of the male lion. Finally I went in and talked to the Dragon, told him I knew why he was behaving that way, promised not to run rings around him. So now I’ve given up on Chinese horoscope, too, though I bought a case for my cell phone with a fat pink pig at the back just to celebrate the picturesque Year of the Earth Pig.

Source: Philippine Star February 03, 2019 00:14 UTC