John Oliver (@iamjohnoliver) I'm in a public beef with an unsanctioned Japanese otter. “Basically, the city cut ties with the real otter because of the things the fake otter did,” explained Oliver. Here’s [another] magnificent example: ‘Don’t ever talk to my son, or my son’s son, or my son’s son’s son, or my son’s son’s son’s son ever again.’”Chiitan🏅 (@ogecebel) Don't ever talk to my son or my son's son or my son's son's son or my son's son's son's son ever again pic.twitter.com/cEIGgrlMDWOliver said: “Just try saying that without laughing – it’s physiologically impossible.”However, the true loser of the situation, Oliver explained, is Shinjo-kun, the city’s official mascot. And our sun’s sun’s sun. And our sun’s sun’s sun’s sun …’”Oliver finished by confirming that Chiijohn has been officially adopted by the town of Susaki.

Source: The Guardian April 29, 2019 17:24 UTC