If so, you might be just the right candidate for White House chief of staff! The position combines the job security of a redshirt with the welcoming workplace environment of a Tudor court. You will get all the fulfillment of a job well done that Sisyphus feels at the end of every day. Do you have something sketchy in your past that would be immediately disqualifying in an ordinary job hunt? Job applicants will be put through a rigorous interview process that will include such questions as, “Can you start right now?” and “Great!

Source: Washington Post December 14, 2018 21:33 UTC