Jeremy Clarkson and his co-workers at his farm, Diddly Squat, have revealed their plans for this Christmas — and they’re not as idyllic and restful as one might think. This is something, Jeremy feels, at which he isn’t very good, frequently driving crooked nails and smashing his thumb with a hammer. It’s like an early morning workout. At least it’s good for muscle strengthening and toning.”“It’s like an early morning workout. All Kaleb wants for Christmas is for Jeremy to get a smaller tractorKaleb expects to be up at dawn on Christmas morning looking after Jeremy’s cattle — changing their bedding, cleaning out their stalls and feeding them.

Source: The Times December 23, 2021 07:15 UTC