The Japanese have had a good old chin-scratch and decided it’s probably for the best if the whales that live off their coast are herded into a convenient bay and then stabbed so that they drown in about a million gallons of one another’s blood. You’d imagine that this news would have caused Jeremy Corbyn and his merry band of communists to rush into the street with petrol bombs and some hi-vis jackets. But unfortunately they were too busy telling everyone that when they come to power they will make sure the police are prevented from investigating burglaries and murders and told to crack down properly on foxhunting. I’m not kidding. On the very day the Japanese made their announcement, the Labour Party’s environmental spokesmanwoman…

Source: The Times December 30, 2018 00:11 UTC