Panelists on the cold open debated the size and coloration of the still-secret digit captured in a photo supposedly illicitly obtained by the Enquirer as part of an alleged blackmail scheme. “You’re all highly respected journalists, so what do you think Jeff Bezo’s penis looks like?” Kyle Mooney’s Chuck Todd asked the panel. “When I hear billionaire’s penis, I immediately think small potatoes,” said a sassy Cecily Strong, who was playing Wall Street Journal columnist Peggy Noonan. “I will make them into hilarious memes and send them to all my friends.”He denounces The New York Post (and Huffpost) headline: “Bezos Exposes Pecker.”HIs suggestion for a headline? “Your Amazon Package Is On Its Way.”Check out the clip up top.

Source: Huffington Post February 10, 2019 06:22 UTC