ColumnistThis just in: A new sociological study concludes that cat owners are, on the average, less happy than dog owners. I mean, let’s say this happened to Ryan Gosling: Unaccountably, Ryan finds himself in his backyard, wearing only his underpants, at 4:45 in the morning, crying. Worst thing that happens is that some insomniac paparazzo neighbor captures this on his cellphone and shares it on Instagram. What happened was that at 4:43 a.m., my elderly dog, Murphy, had to pee. It had been a good, long night, full of ad­ven­ture involving serious catting, attempting to find ways to kill himself.

Source: Washington Post May 09, 2019 12:56 UTC