Recently, while queuing in a Dublin city cafe I saw ahead of me a harmless little old lady. The old lady blurted “coffee, coffee”. “Mug or cup?” asked the girl, which startled the old lady, probably wondering what to answer if asked which coffee. “Yes”, the old lady said. I’ll sit anywhere,” replied the old lady irritably, “anywhere there’s place”.

Source: The Irish Times April 10, 2020 23:26 UTC