The pain, the pain, the pain! I ended up wondering whether I might squeeze some toilet rolls into the fridge, when my past life flashed before me. In shock, I dropped the toilet rolls and allowed a lamentation escape from deep inside my gut. And I bleed and bleed, using up many toilet rolls in the process of trying to stop it. Maybe now you understand why I need to stuff my fridge with toilet rolls, just in case.

Source: The Irish Times June 12, 2020 23:31 UTC