I tried to play Good Samaritan, now he thinks I’m the father of her unborn baby. “I was Fat Millicent.”“Tall Tina, Large Lydia, Short Suzie and Fat Millicent? We couldn't come up with a word for fat that began with M.”“You sure don’t look too fat now,” I tell her. So, now I’m the one supposed to come up with another word for fat that begins with an ‘M’? I’m pregnant.”“Pregnant Millicent?

Source: The Star July 26, 2020 03:00 UTC