As chikungunya gripped the national capital, Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal took time out of his hectic schedule of binge-watching latest movies to take cognizance of the situation. Over a Skype chat from Bangalore (before undergoing operation), Kejriwal addressed Aam Aadmi Party MLAs to figure out the cause behind the spread of the disease. I urge the citizens of Delhi to get high on shots of All Out and carry out a march till India Gate with candles and mosquito coils in their hands, as a sign of protest against the Modi government and commonsense. ""I think mosquitoes are in awe of Narendra Modi because he is the only person who can fly from one place to another faster than them. "First they bite you, then you slap them, and then you win," he proudly recited his favorite quote by Bapu, making people wonder if he needs to be sent to Mohalla Sabhas for treatment.

Source: Times of India September 15, 2016 12:00 UTC