Santa had arrived, sat on a wooden sleigh filled with a huge sack of presents, pulled by two “reindeer”. He said our first names and our second names and I couldn’t believe that Santa knew my second name. Then a second gift wrapped in smiling snowmen, this time perhaps the size of the Christmas edition Cadburys selection box that they sold in our local newsagent’s. I unwrapped my Christmas Edition Cadbury selection box and one paper aeroplane and attempted to kill the girl next to me with my frown. I ate the Christmas edition Cadbury selection box and threw the paper aeroplane once.

Source: The Guardian December 25, 2017 06:56 UTC