John Julius Norwich has compiled the funniest stories of the year to send to friends in a hilarious new bookEvery Christmas, acclaimed historian John Julius Norwich sent his friends a sparkling selection of anecdotes, poems and quotes, entitled Christmas Crackers, that amused him. Lincoln: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision. The interaction appears to be a stand-off between the two forces which tell each other to divert their course (file image)Authorities: Negative. Taken from THE ULTIMATE CHRISTMAS CRACKER by John Julius Norwich, published by John Murray at £14.99. © John Julius Norwich 2019.

Source: Daily Mail December 06, 2019 21:56 UTC