My internist, Dr. Steve, who has established a first-rate medical practice out of the trunk of an aging Cadillac Eldorado, now offers Happy Hour pricing. I was telling Dr. Steve how I needed to get my Camaro smogged but kept putting it off because I couldn’t face the rejection if it didn’t pass. So, as I was telling Dr. Steve, I couldn’t face the rejection and found myself putting off the smog test for now. Eventually, I’ll just give up on this old car and probably turn it into a studio apartment for my mother-in-law, who’s going to need a place to stay soon. I blame Dr. Steve for that.

Source: Los Angeles Times October 12, 2016 13:52 UTC