Because 23 is the basic age that a girl, even if she was never daddy’s or anyone else’s princess – (Beryl of the Royal Wangas up there can expound on this) – can become a Slay Queen in the Sovereign Socialite State of Slay Queens. (I suppose he wanted her on an empty tummy so she could get drunker on the alcohol he was buying her faster – but that story has nothing to do with Slay Queens). Anyway, Slay Queens are clueless about any conversation going on in the world. Even ‘Facebook’ is too-ooo long for Slay Queens. Speaking of birds, Slay Queens used to pout on their Instagram snaps – something called a ‘duck face’ as I told you last week.

Source: Standard Digital October 22, 2017 07:41 UTC