I probably should’ve known I had a problem when I recorded myself affixing an AirPod to the heel of my dirty sock with packing tape. Or maybe when I wasted an hour watching people turn Diet Coke bottles into spray cannons using Mentos. I’d like to amend the name of the social-video app known as TikTok. How about TikTok… Ya Don’t Stop? The kids won’t get the reference but at least it’ll be clear what we’re all getting into.

Source: Wall Street Journal January 23, 2020 17:56 UTC