But under the skillful stewardship of old Bob, who came to power in 1980, it became, well, poor. Old Bob thought that was Cal’s mistake: he knew it was better to live rich than to die rich. Even old Bob knew about inflation. He had married a former beauty queen 40 years his junior because of principle: he wouldn’t be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be his wife. It is unclear what happened to old Bob.

Source: The Star November 18, 2017 00:56 UTC