Let’s do this as an experiment, shall we? Next year, let’s give the basketball coach Brad Stevens a starting lineup composed of the five of us: me, you, the loud guy in the office, your slacker cousin, and maybe your slacker cousin’s pet lizard, and see if he can take us deep into the NBA playoffs. I’m not saying he can. But I’m not saying he can’t, either. I’m sure we would finish 10 games ahead of the Knicks.

Source: Wall Street Journal May 10, 2018 18:00 UTC