ISLAMABAD – The official government photographer during the early hours of Thursday morning completed the photo sessions of the state leaders with the first ever image of the black hole, The Dependent can confirm. Images of the candid photo session available exclusively with The Dependent reveal the President of Pakistan Arif Alvi sleeping peacefully inside the black hole, which is located in a distant galaxy. One shows State Minister for the Interior Shehryar Afridi busy conducting anti-narcotics operations throughout the 40 billion km large black hole. The senior leadership of the incumbent party have also taken selfies with the black hole as displayed on the large projector on the sixth floor of the PM House. Reports also confirm that selfless Prime Minister Imran Khan ordered that his staff take selfies with the black hole before his detailed follow-up photo session with it.

Source: Pakistan Today April 11, 2019 15:00 UTC