*whispers* (Is it thong weather?) I do believe it's... THONG WEATHER! 💥😎😛 And here's your thong weather report: Expect sunny skies and a thong-tastic 64 degrees tomorrow... and while showers return on Sunday, the temp will still hit 56, which means you can wear your fur thong! After being cut off from city funds in 2021 for financial mismanagement, neighborhood coalition leader Southwest Neighborhoods, Inc. is seeking new money from the city. (Trust me when I say the French make Portland's so-called "riots" look like a kindergarten trip to the cotton candy factory.)

Source: New York Times March 18, 2023 00:33 UTC