(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Waleed Hassan, a future Deputy Inspector General of Police (Operations), Karachi, was in tears this Friday over a Central Superior Services (CSS) exam of the elective subject of Gender Studies, which he felt had gone terribly. “I completely blanked out about Germaine Greer’s seminal book,” said Hassan, who after successfully clearing his exams after all, will join the Police Service of Pakistan and, after graduating from the academy, will volunteer for a new Special Tactics-only career track instead of routine policing. “If he can’t even handle this slight bit of stress and pressure, then he shouldn’t be an officer at all.” “Except, maybe, be inducted into something really sleepy, like the Postal Service,” continued Warraich, thirty years before retiring from a career in the Postal Service.

Source: Pakistan Today March 21, 2019 11:32 UTC