ColumnistTo all potential donors:Thank you for considering this GoFundMe appeal to finance my Great American Wall project. No, I am not asking for money to build the Trump wall. Maybe it will be built and maybe it won’t, but we can definitely build something even more important than the wall: A celebration of the concept of the wall. First, we need to buy an island close to New York Harbor, where the abhorrent, bleeding-heart Statue of Liberal, er, Liberty now stands. Despite its name, there’s no statue — it’ll just be a wall!

Source: Washington Post January 31, 2019 14:03 UTC