It had a profound impact on our mood, our weight, our blood pressure, our liver and our bank balance. Manchester United are also considering importing some German goods in the new year. Bayern Munich space invader Thomas Müller, who has been marginalised since the arrival of Philippe Coutinho, is their main target according to assorted rags. Having spent the last 10 years diligently slagging everything to do with Arsenal Football Club, Paul Scholes thinks Manchester United should sign Mesut Özil. And Leicester’s social experiment of building a 2027 World XI in the year 2020 will continue with the signing of teenager Turkish midfielder Kerem Baykuş from Trabzonspor.

Source: The Guardian October 25, 2019 07:52 UTC