Go through your day the MIMIC way and you’ve got this! Gwyn lives in Iowa and I noticed that she didn’t hang her toilet paper in the Kelly fashion. I was ready to call the cops, but Gwyn pointed out that this toilet paper obsession is my thing, not hers. If my daughters or My Lovely Wife saw that I had hung the toilet paper the “wrong” way, they’d know that I wasn’t me. But don’t worry: Everyone knows evil clones don’t read the newspaper.

Source: Washington Post January 24, 2021 20:03 UTC