“Any self-respecting ass knows to stay clear of helminthiasis.”As we head to Kipipiri (or Kìbìbìri as the locals call it) for the funeral, Sophia looks up from her phone. If I can help in any way, please lemme know.”He places a hand on my shoulder. I have a very important task just for you.”“Anything, boss.”“There’s a large contingent of dignitaries coming to the funeral. I have a thing for traffic cops.”“That’s a strange fetish.”“It’s the way you guys use your strong arms. You gotta be very good with your hands, I imagine.”“I don’t know what…” Then it hits me.

Source: The Star July 25, 2021 03:00 UTC