Look, I’ve buckled down, I’ve stayed up late, and I have figured out the future. I’ll just tell you what’s going to happen to the world’s most important man. He dominated the news last year, and he’s going to do it again next year. January 2026: In a sensational development, Ireland decides to nominate Donald Trump for the next Nobel Peace Prize. This comes after everyone acknowledges the US president’s extraordinary success in resolving his ninth war within a year from his inauguration.
Source: Irish Examiner December 30, 2025 02:30 UTC