The winner of this week’s bottle of champagne is Philip Tonge of Bolton for his picture (above): “My giant continental rabbit Lofthouse enjoying the football. The man comes into the room accompanied by a dog and a cat. The dog carefully walks all over the patient as he is lying on the examination couch. Next, the cat jumps up and closely scrutinises the patient. When the patient asks the specialist what this is all about the specialist replies: “Well, you did ask for a lab test…

Source: The Times September 15, 2017 18:22 UTC